These are some super groovy tunes! Oh, hello my Munchkins! I didn't see you guys enter, I was just checking out some wicked cool tunes from the past and I've got to say...THEY ARE AWESOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*! *Lights flicker as I clap*....sorry about that, guys *CLAP* I've got the clap *giggles*
OH! I almost forgot, we might have some new viewers, my name is ChaosMunchie!
Oh you guys! You just make me feel like the luckiest guy in the world! And today, we have a very special activity in store for you guys!
Nemesis: Activities? Does this involve playing Resident Evil 3 where you can watch me kill...S.T.A.R.S?
Now now, Nemesis...There is no killers in this household. We have to help everyone's dreams come true and make the world a better place! We don't go around taking innocent lives for no good reason. Who are we? Jason? Leader? *laughs*
Nemesis: That reminds me...Its about what happened at EXOMania...
Well what happened at EXOMania?
Nemesis: What happened was unforgivable. Unacceptable! Minus 5 S.T.A.R.!
....Well I understand, it seems like people are a bit disappointed.
Nemesis: Disappointed!?!? They are furious! I will not stand for this!
Calm down, Nemesis
Nemesis: Why should I? You....You lost to Leader! Leader!!!
Relax, relax...It is all part of my plan. I needed to make his status stronger. And I needed someone credible enough to keep the Intercontinental Championship on top while I save the World Championship. Both. I picked the match to be a submission match because I knew that I had nothing in my arsenal that was good enough to submit him again BUT I wanted him to earn it, I wanted him to force me to submit and show me my weakness so the next time I can be prepared. His win was well deserved but I don't lay down for anyone. Don't get me wrong, I strongly strongly dislike him but it was a sacrifice that I had to make.
Nemesis: But what about winning at EXOMania?
What about it? It is one event, we have all year to make an impact and spread joy to the universe. But...it does hurt. I worked so hard to really make that belt important. Beating guys like Chico, Jondaris, Judgement & DDB. I really wanted to make it a main event title and use it to prove that I was the best in the whole wide world...BUT I know something that should cheer me up, cheer us all up!!!
Nemesis: W-What could that be?!?!
*giggles* We can do the Munchie Man dance!
*Screen spins and we end up in a new setting with different clothes*
YO YO YO, ITS YA BOI MUNCHIE MUNCH IN THE HIZZOUSE!
Nemesis: And I'm Nemesis Da Tyrant, YA DIG!
AND WE ABOUT TO SHOW YOU HOW TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS AND DO THE MUNCHIE MAN DANCE! AY YO NEMESIS, SHOW THESE BLEEPING FOOLS WHAT WE TALKIN BOOOOOOOOOUT!
*Music plays*
YO IT'S MUNCHIE MUNCHIE MUNCH AND NEMESIS
AND WE HERE IN THE HOUSE TO PUT SOME EMPHASIS
ON THESE STEPS, THEY REAL SIMPLE JUST PULL UP YOUR PANTS
AND NOW WATCH US TEACH YOU THE MUNCHIE MAN DANCE!
SHAKE THEM HIPS
AND LET THAT BACKBONE SLIP
WIGGLE YOUR TOES
*Turns dark and serious*
FUCK THEM HOES!
*Turns back*
NOW WIGGLE YOUR BEHIND
*Turns dark and serious*
ERASE YOUR MIND!
???: MUNCHIE!
I wonder who that could be.
Sinister Minister: Munchie!
Oh look guys, it's "The Sinister Minister" Father James Mitchell!
Sinister Minister: Enough of that Munchie, we have some major problems.
Problems?! What ever could you mean?
Sinister Minister: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU BLEW UP AND KILLED EVERYONE IN THE ROSE BOWL!!!
James, JAMES, FATHER!!! Silly goose, I didn't kill those people. Don't worry, you have no paperwork to do. The secret is...well..I saved those people from the corruption and manipulation that those in EXO carry out. But most importantly I just....I just wanted them to understand us.
Sinister Minister: And how were you planning to do that? Even I don't have the skills to get into the minds of all of the herd.
James. *Big smile* Have you forgotten? Forgotten about our Messiah? He made this possibly you know.
*The room changes to red*
It was all according to plan.
*Munchie seems to be melting and a figure merges from the puddle of Munchie*
Now do you see?
Sinister Minister: *Laughs evilly*
Come with us, we have a lot to show you guys. *Opens the backyard door and it shows a large town but it is empty but chants of Munchie can be heard from a mysterious stadium that sits in the middle of the town and they enter the stadium to a loud ovation from a crowd that appears to be dress up in druid robes*
You see, these are the people that accepted to be saved. This is the crowd at the Rose Bowl. Their souls all belong to the House Of Darkness(Phoenix). I have turned these fans into Tsufurian natives. We will recreate what was destroyed, the massacred town of Tsufuru has now repopulated and I am the leader of this town . And now everyone silence! *Walks over to sit in the throne in the ring that looks like it is modeled after the images of hell and the arena goes dead silent*
They've laid us down in graves, as if they would be our final resting place. Filling it with the Earth's rotting soil. They've tried to destroy me....wishing I would go away, but what is it? What have they really done? The simple minds of mortal men...they've sent me back to the place that is my origin. Destroy me? The more they tried, the more powerful I have become. And now I have risen from my Earthy grave and risen my army of sacrificed souls from theirs. And now I will slay the ones that refused to be saved. The reckoning is upon us, the day that the House Of Darkness seizes the land. Destroys all that you hold dear, make playthings of your heroes and devour your innocence. The plague of darkness is coming...An all-encompassing evil for which there is no escape....no mercy...no hope! It....it is called the future. And in the future, I will look down upon thee, and I will decide whether you're an phoenix of darkness or are you just mere kindling for my fire? The power of darkness shall be offered only to a chosen few. And those that resist the temptations of my house...pain comes synonymous with punishment. Embrace the darkness and relish in the unearthly delight that pain has to offer..*Sinister Minister starts laughing*..resist and there are no limits to the torment you subject yourself to. Don't fight it....it will tear your soul apart! So let my servants be few in secret...they shall rule the many and the known for I am the Messiah of Darkness...the ruler of souls, the weaver of nightmares, the supreme lord of darkness...I..am the heart of Darkness! I am now and forever will be the purity of evil. The hell that you were threatened with as a child is no longer an option, it is a reality...a living breathing reality...and you all are right in the middle of it. PS. Hell has relocated to Earth! *Chants of All Hail Hayabusa floods the crowd*
*Loud knocks on the front door of the House Of Phoenix. Darkside Hayabusa III has reverted back into ChaosMunchie and he has suddenly ended up right back in the house and he goes to answer the door*
*Looks at the camera* Oh boy! It looks like we have more visitors!
*Goes to open the door and the SWAT team with riot shields and guns barges into the house to seize Munchie*
SWAT Officer: ChaosMunchie! You are arrested for the murders of over 75,000 people and blowing up the Rose Bowl, anything you say can and will be used against you-
*His eyes glows red and his voice gets loud, deep and dark* IN THE COURT OF DARKNESS!
*The officers backs up and draws their guns but the room turns red again and their firearms overheat causing all of them to drop their weapons. They yank Munchie and takes him outside where the house is surrounded by the druids who attacks the SWAT team and holds them hostage*
Sinister Minister: It seems the ones that usually saves the hostages have become the hostages *Laughs evilly*
*Darkside Hayabusa walks towards the center and slices off his pinky and crushes it in his hands, the pinky has become ash.*
Don't worry...It'll grow back. There are plenty of ashes to go around, this is just a demonstration of my powers in this realm. *Grabs one officer by the throat and pours the ashes into his mouth and the officer chokes on the ashes and his eye goes black before he himself is reduced to ashes and a baby rises from the ashes and he picks up the child*
You have been saved my child. And now for all of you, accept the Messiah of Darkness as your savior and allow the purity of evil to guide you! *Screen changes back to Munchie smiling standing in the middle of The House Of Phoenix*
BYE! SEE YOU NEXT TIME GUYS! HAVE FUN! Next time, I'm going to show you guys how the Tsufurians are living in this realm so you can have a proper perspective of how the residents are living and what duty will the officers take in our new city! Until then....BYE *Switches to Hayabusa* BYE!
*fades to black*
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